Oh, help me Lerd. I am a convicted man. I rolled a liberal judge an accursed slert of man hate. And a bitch for a persecutor as well. Or is it prosecutor? Help me Lerd. All 10 wherz showed for court. I even had a loony harlot public defender. She plead me no contest. Said she believes I need to be in a nut house. Help me Lerd. So away they sent me.
This place I have to endure. Lectures from recovered drug wherz. Lerd, They called me a sexual predator. Preying on the addicted. They told of corrupt old politicians. (I used to drink and chase wherz with old Speaker Boner out in Reading.Mind You) Said they upped the heroin supply to fill the private jails. Cuz the jail companies paid them money.
Told of how our brave men now guard poppy fields of the mid east. Some fer pills from drug companies(to hook the rich) , others fer cheap smacky dog. Fer the per. Lerd I love the plan. Creates wherz for my vote. Also I m banned from any erectile drug prescriptions for 6 months upon release.
To top it off. They had Bill Meher come in and chastise me. Told me since I weigh 450 pounds, can't walk right, have high blood pressure, refuse to eat like my doctor says, and have to use laxatives and stool softeners. And sometimes a spoon. Why in the hell do I need to fuck on America's dime.
He then called me a hypocrite. And blew the smoke of the devils weed in my face. Oh help me Lerd.
And to top it off the ghost of George Carlin came up from hell and said I should consider euthanasia. Lerd smite thee wicked hippies.
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