41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

Enter the Mud Whale ..What is this shit? Some hippy dippy young so called minister gave this to me. This is not the true words of the almighty Lerd, blasphemy it is. Fuck the sick, fuck the per' kill the weak, conquer the world, take what you want. This minister was not  true vessel of the Lerd. Now my friend Anton LaVey RIP he was a true man of the Lerd, as was Ayn Rand. Just ask Ted Cruz, who has promised us wherz a plenty, guns galore, viagra pills by the score, get more booze with Cruz, I kinda like that. Then I also kinda like Trump, though he gave me the pump in the rump. He will build a mighty wall. And blow everyone to hell. Make us great again. 

And that fucker that assaulted me. Bernie Sanders. He is not of the Lerd. Wanting educated healthy people. Fuck that. What's mine is mine and fuck you. Under the bill of rights I am ordained to not work and pay taxes, I have the right to own a bazooka, and the pleasure to hear man of the Lerd Alex Jones, tell the truth of the Lerd. Bernie will put us all in slave camps. And summon UFO's to harvest us for food, for the reptiles. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9AOv2bgaYM

Author's note why is this fat piece of shit so popular with losers, that fake disability , live with mommy at age 50, and play Rambo like kids, while drunk all day?

Israeli immigrant going about healing sick and feed the per , asshole

So I'm a watchin' Bill O' Reily . Seems there is some Hippy from Israel maybe Palestine, he's going about my motherland Dixie. Giving food to the per. Getting doctors to help the sick. Fucking dirty ass hippy. May he be crucified. Not is not the way of the Lerd, The Lerd wants you to get off yer ass, and fuck ya' if ya' can't Make it. Just ask my old friend now gone, Mr Lavey  he was a pious man of the Lerd. Deport that son of a bitch back home, and get me new dick pump medicare.

Cheffington Fired fer Being Sick Nasty Industry

God damned Lerd. Cheffington got fired. For calling off due to contracting ebola from the food he had to cook from Sierra Leone. The fucking Chef said get in here or you are fired. Cheffington said he was in an isolation ward on a government hold. Until the anti-virals kicked in. He was fired. In food you work fucking sick. The Health dpet. stuff that is bullshit. Plus they always under staff. 

Why the fuck would someone want to go to school for 2 years. To get a job that pays 9 bucks a hour. Has no benefits. Or sick time? Maybe in a hotel or cafeteria but in restaurants fuck no

God damned the perty I vote fer. They sent all the manufacturing over seas for a bribe. But they hate everyone that ain't like me, and love the Lerd. So it all works out.

The Lerd Explained Fast Food Politics of the Burrito Mac Wars.

Long time ago in a decade far far away. The great evil Ronald Mcdonald. He bought the majerity of a start up burrito company from Denver. Burrito a peasant street food barely 100 years old meant to be cheap. And fer the per people. 
Old Ronald Reagan Mcdonald. He taught them how to make cheap per folks street food seem like a healthy ordeal. By buying chickens from factory farms that simply opened the fucking door on penned up , yet hehe not caged but crowded chicken stockades. It can legally be called free range! He lent them his ad people. Taught them how to take advantage of naive nice folk, who think they is saving the world. 
Taught them that you ca get beef from Australia, and simply use a globe map , and say local means see how it is close on the globe. Aint like it's on the moon! 
Then in 2006 they went to the Clinton school of wheely dealy. By playing somewhat nice. And they flipped the bird to old Ronny after he helped them grow. Give them a little bit of nice, while loading the tortilla with cheap ass white monsanto rice lol Clintonomics. AT least Ronny says fuck you this is what you got dummy. And you like it!!!
Now we have the all mighty wars. Intercepting each others shipments of undocumented 3 dollar an hour staff. And all kinds of craziness. I say fuck it.
Chefington and i plan on charging 75 bucks a plate to open fereign ordeal , Authentic Nerth Kerean food. Grass served on top of UN rations of rice. Think we could have one in every major hip city.

Vengeance Is Mine Sayeth The Lerd, Eye Fer' an Eye, Tooth Fer' a Tooth, Death Fer' the Chef

I have no idea how I got away with this. The Lerd was on my side. My nephew Chefington , now Line Cookington was hospitalized. That asshole Executive Chef, threw a pot of boiling water in his face. Then took a metal pot and scooped out hot fryer oil and tossed on him. Fer' the orders were a pilin' up and he wanted the line movin faster. Fuck with my kin, I do you in.
I grabbed my 12 gauge auto loader, stole a scooter from Kroger. Went to the other end of the plaza , rolled into the establishment. Right past goofy foody onlookers. Into the kitchen. God Damned sissy chef bastard was back there yelling at some young girl server. She was in tears. 
I said c'mon you overrated useless profession piece of shit. He screamed "How Dare you speak that way, I am Blacktar Der Meinlein. Famous Chef" I said fuck you sissy, And pumped one in his gut, the pellets got stuck barely penetrating his coat. Which was solid with grease and sweat, for he had not showered or changed clothes. Since they last sobered him up for his tv demo cooking 4 months back. So I aimed fer his head. Blowing it clean off. End of him.
Then I went and blew all the cooks off the line, head shots mind you. Those uniforms are solid from months of wear. And not bathing. 
Then as I headed toward the rear exit, I saw the dish washer boy, having his way with a raw turkey. I blasted his head clean off. Talk about stuffing a bird I tell ya. 
As I rolled out the back der, into an alley the general manager was smoking meth, so I blew his head off and rolled on back to my truck. The end. None of these bastards as is customary in restaurants had friends or family out of the place that cared. So I got away clean :)

Oh Lerd Caught In the Fast Food War CrossFire

Being a pious man of the Lerd, brought me luck i thought. 
Being a 5 times a day diner of Mcdonald's , i won a trip to the back water of South America. To go on a ride along. As we pave down a primitive village and rain ferest. To make a factory cow farm, and slaughtering, grinding factory. 50 rigt wing murdering Regan loving guerillaz, were painted with clown make up to assist in the capture of the staff of this soon to be built piece of magnificent manifest factory of the Lerd.
Things went out well at first. We bulldozed down the huts. Then the guerillaz using nets and tranquilizer guns. Went about chasing the little loin cloth wearing dudes. It looked like a Scooby Doo musical number , I tell. Running to and fro.
Then suddenly out of nowhere, a giant silver blimp , like a Chipolte burrito, appeared above us. Spewing flaming napalm, dropping cluster bombs. With precise accuracy on the demolition crew. And the clown troopers. Careful not to harm the precious capture. I wobbled off , into the jungle and hid. 
Suddenly another group of troops arrived, dressed like pastoral farmers. Wearing overalls Covered in body armor. Straw hats and carrying pitch forks. A giant truck, with a trailer made like a giant foil burrito came as well. On the road that Mcdonald's had paved. The little dudes were prodded into the back of it with the pitch forks. And off they went. To work at Chiplotes back home for 3 bucks an hour. 
I was medivaced out several hours later, by a Mcdonald's chopper. 

Trump in the Rump

Dear Lerd fergive me for my type diabetic hallucination of home fried erotic lust.

I once again met Trump at a rally backstage in a dream. 
He called me a dumb hillbilly red neck. And taunted me fer hours. 
I noticed he popped a lil' blue pill like a I do. Washing it down it down with $1300.00 a bottle Scotch. 
Lerd forgive me. Fer' he said you fat red neck. I seen Deliverance. I know what your kind does. 
 Then he slammed me off my scooter. And did went where no man has gone before. Saying I get you first. Squeal like a pig boy. Pumped in the rump by Trump. Fergive me Lerd.