Long time ago in a decade far far away. The great evil Ronald Mcdonald. He bought the majerity of a start up burrito company from Denver. Burrito a peasant street food barely 100 years old meant to be cheap. And fer the per people.
Old Ronald Reagan Mcdonald. He taught them how to make cheap per folks street food seem like a healthy ordeal. By buying chickens from factory farms that simply opened the fucking door on penned up , yet hehe not caged but crowded chicken stockades. It can legally be called free range! He lent them his ad people. Taught them how to take advantage of naive nice folk, who think they is saving the world.
Taught them that you ca get beef from Australia, and simply use a globe map , and say local means see how it is close on the globe. Aint like it's on the moon!
Then in 2006 they went to the Clinton school of wheely dealy. By playing somewhat nice. And they flipped the bird to old Ronny after he helped them grow. Give them a little bit of nice, while loading the tortilla with cheap ass white monsanto rice lol Clintonomics. AT least Ronny says fuck you this is what you got dummy. And you like it!!!
Now we have the all mighty wars. Intercepting each others shipments of undocumented 3 dollar an hour staff. And all kinds of craziness. I say fuck it.
Chefington and i plan on charging 75 bucks a plate to open fereign ordeal , Authentic Nerth Kerean food. Grass served on top of UN rations of rice. Think we could have one in every major hip city.
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