Oh Lerd, I pray that you help me. I was unclogged by the jail doctor. He had never seen so much undigested meat in his life.
He sent it to the the sheriff's lab.
Help me Lerd. They claim to have found the DNA of 16 missing migrant workers. That worked at a meat processing plant out west. That oddly enough supplies Mcdonald's. All this plus some low grade beef in my bowels.
Dear Lerd, I'm now held on suspicion of being a Cannibal serial killer, hate monger that committed a cannibal hate crime Help Me Lerd.
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