Oh Lerd I'm going to be on Fox, CNN, MSNBC, ABC,CBS , and Fox.

Dear Lerd, I'm going to be on Sean Hannity. His people were just at my place. They told me what to say. That Zimmerman was high on pills, and had opiate withdraw. And saw the wher and the dope boy. And in a deal with 'em both gone wrong.He went nuts, and shot the whole damned place up. This part is what I saw, with my own eyes. He was a beating his meat as he fired the guns. Swear on the Lerd. 
Well I got to get permission from the probation slert. So I can travel to all these shows. I'm going to be a national hero, like Zimmerman until he got on pills. Oh Lerd, fame won't make me like him. I did not know he used to call the cops on people for silly stuff. Something like 64 times. And that he had 3 felony arrest prior to when he did his job. Protecting his neighborhood. Fucker must have been a wayward. of The Lerd.Musta' had to do some deep digging to find that shit out. And Gerge musta been on pills the whole time, like they said Dear Lerd.