So I won this trip to a gated community. Fer a weekend in Flerda. Praise the Lerd.
So I take my rental scooter and head to Mcdonald's of the merning. I ask my fellow brothers of ball caps sitting upon they noggin, where the wherz can be found.
So after a day of sight seeing, I scoot up to the local supermarket and find a wher bumming change. She hops on and we go to my gated community.
Lerd, we get back. She hops off . Down the road come some fat Mexican lookin' mother fucker on a bobcat with two light machine guns mounted by the headlights. She texted some fucker as we rode in.
A hip hoppiy hoopity pulls up to my bungalow. And she goes to the car. Suddenly this fat Mexican looking mother fucker, opens fire. Killing my wher. Then he pulls up and starts hooting into the passenger der of the car.
I'm pissed he killed my wher. The only one I could find. I scoots up behind this crazed fat illegal. Pulls my 5 shot snub nose .38 from my fat rolls. Scoot up beside him. As he is enjoying the demonic carnage. Screaming something about how these type always get away. And about knowing who is, and how he will fuckin' kill ya. I scoots up and pop one right in his fat head. Mexican fat fucker is dead.
Cops come, and they say I just popped Gerge Zimmerman Oh Lerd. He was my idol. my hero, and I have betrayed you dear Lerd. Forgive me.
The prosecutor refused to charge me on the fact , that I scooted my ground.
Dear Lerd please help me , my slert probation officer got wind on the news. I was supposed to get permission to leave state. Help me Lerd.
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