Dear Lerd, these beer guts. Fuckin' assholes are just welfare suckers. Frauds, False Prophets of the LERD!!!!!!!
I stole a scooter from Kroger. Took it and set up shop in front of the White House. Held a sign. "GET YER GUVURNMUNT HANDS OFF MY DICK PUMP" it says.
The militias showed to help me. Great Patriots my ass.
A bunch of fed marshalls, who have no right by the LERD to arrest us. Pulled up, and said "Jobless, loser miltia men. If you do not pack your toys. And go home. The fed gov will cut off your ssi checks, food stamps, and welfare. You have 15 minutes"
Dear LERD!!!! Those blasphemous traitors. They all packed and ran. Coward's , Sissie's , punks.
Finally I said fuck it and scooted a few blocks away. To find a wher. While I still had some viagra.
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