Muddington D. Whale speaking. Today on the Memorial Day of the almighty Lerd. I was witness to heresy of the Lerd. The freak at the gym I attend. HE spoke of blasphemy. During my words of Memorial Priase to the Lerd. For the blessings of Sunday Service, and the great Heroin Scourge, that allows me to go spend 20 dollars to hollar. AMEN!
I go to Mcdonald's , eat 17 big macs. Spot a sickly gal, asking for change. And via the almighty Lerd. I arrange a deal. Free market at work. A taker, a moocher, now employed in the service industry of the Ayn Randian orgasm of the free market. Bill O' Reily and Sean Hannity would be so proud. The Heroin scourge and medicare provided viagra. Have been a blessing of the Lerd. Lerd blessith the corrupt reps and senators who provide me with viagra, and sex toys on the tax payer dime. As medical needs. All for my old vote. And for another 5 dollars, she shovels free the excess big maccage . That lies trapped within I Muddington D Whale. Clearing the road.
And this bastard pretty boy of Satan, dare speak heresy at the Steam Room. Claimed he would bloweth of thy head, if he had to be like me. What an ass, hope he keeps losing weight ans fadeth away.
Time to go for now. Thanketh the Lerd for the CEO who sent my GM job to Mexico , and the reps and senators that helped him. One day I will haveth as many heroin wherz as he had high class wherz. Praise the Lerd. Free Market at work, I take a food stamp moocher ans show her the value of work via the Lerd.
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